Confessions of A Futon Revolutionist

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. His stare. It will pierce your fucking SOUL. I swear to god, Michael C. Hall can get anyone to do whatever the hell he wants with those eyes of his. No—it’s not even the eyes. It’s just that look that he gives. Don’t even try to tell me you wouldn’t drop your pants in a heartbeat for that. Or for this. Or this. Or this. Or this.
2. The natural-ness (in addition to the perfection) of his hair is abso-fucking-lutely more attractive than any man who has to spend time on his. I mean, you can tell that all this man has to do is step out of the shower, shake his head, and towel dry it for two seconds. No preparation involved. That makes a man 99999 times infinity sexier. And not to mention the reddish-brown hair color he’s got….plus the curls at the ends of his hair are adorable. :D
3. Flawless features mean a flawless man. Look at those perfect cheekbones and that strong jaw. Not to mention his beautiful torso.
4. He’s one of the few men out there who actually look clean (and sexier) with a little bit of The Scruff and beard. Goddammit, just looking at these pictures is making me sweat.
5. No matter his facial expression, Michael commands an aura of sexy-ness, like when he’s confused, goofy (by the way, check the gorgeous teeth), wincing in pain , or sleepy . Honestly, I don’t give a fuck which face he’s wearing. He’s the most subtly sexy man I’ve ever witnessed. I’d kill just to touch him.

{submission}

Fuck yeahhhhh. Sexiest man alive in my eyes.

aileen365:

merch:

bradradke:

Official Tour Dates for 2010 Vans Warped Tour. December 18th for Band Updates

Thu,  Jun 24, Cricket Amphitheatre - San Diego, CA

Fri, Jun 25, Pomona Fairplex - Pomona, CA

Sat, Jun 26, Shoreline Amphitheatre - Mountain View, CA

Sun, Jun 27, Seaside Park - Ventura, CA

Tue, Jun 29, Cricket Pavilion - Phoenix, AZ

Wed, Jun 30, N.M.S.U. Practice Field - Las Cruces, NM

Thu, Jul 01, AT&T Center - San Antonio, TX

Fri, Jul 02, The Showgrounds At Sam Houston Race Park - Houston, TX

Sat, Jul 03, Superpages.com Center - Dallas, TX

Mon, Jul 05, Verizon Wireless Amphitheater - St.Louis, MO

Tue, Jul 06, Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre - Indianapolis, IN

Wed, Jul 07, Post Gazette Pavilion - Burgettstown, PA

Thu, Jul 08, Time Warner Cable Amphitheatre - Cleveland, OH

Fri, Jul 09, Arrow Hall - Toronto, ON

Sat, Jul 10, Parc Jean Drapeau - Montreal, QC

Sun, Jul 11, Comcast Theater - Hartford, CT

Tue, Jul 13, Comcast Center - Mansfield, MA

Wed, Jul 14, Darien Lake P.A.C. - Darien Center, NY

Thu, Jul 15, Toyota Pavilion - Scranton, PA

Fri, Jul 16, Susquehanna Bank Center - Camden, NJ

Sat, Jul 17, Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum - Uniondale, NY

Sun, Jul 18, Monmouth Park Racetrack - Oceanport, NJ

Tue, Jul 20, Merriweather Post Pavilion - Columbia, MD

Wed, Jul 21, Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre - Virginia Beach, VA

Thu, Jul 22, Verizon Wireless Amphitheater - Charlotte, NC

Fri, Jul 23, Vinoy Park - Petersburg, FL

Sat, Jul 24, Cruzan Amphitheater - West Palm Beach, FL

Sun, Jul 25, Central Florida Fairgrounds - Orlando, FL

Mon, Jul 26, Lakewood Amphitheater - Atlanta, GA

Wed, Jul 28, Riverbend Music Center - Cincinnati, OH

Thu, Jul 29, Marcus Amphitheater - Milwaukee, WI

Fri, Jul 30, Comerica Park - Detroit, MI

Sat, Jul 31, First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre - Tinley Park, IL

Sun, Aug 01, Canterbury Park - Shakopee, MN

Mon, Aug 02, Sandstone Amphitheatre - Bonner Springs, KS

Thu, Aug 05, Race City Speedway - Calgary, AB

Sat, Aug 07, Utah State Fairgrounds - Salt Lake City, UT

Sun, Aug 08, Invesco Field - Denver, CO

Wed, Aug 11, Home Depot Center - Los Angeles, CA

Thu, Aug 12, Sleep Train Amphitheatre - Wheatland, CA

Fri, Aug 13, Idaho Center Amphitheatre - Nampa, ID

Sat, Aug 14, Gorge Amphitheater - George, WA

Sun, Aug 15, Washington County Fairgrounds - Hillsboro, OR

boom

Starts in San Diego and ends in Portland(ish)? Kind of a mind fuck.

Have they announced any bands for this yet? I know who one of the full tour headliners is, na na na na na. /sweetbrags

Praying for a lineup similar to 06’s. Weird to see less than 12 CA dates. I can safely say we’ve been spoiled out here and that Bamboozle Left may just be making up for this lack of dates thing.

1. Something Corporate (195)
2. Forever the Sickest Kids (171)
3. Green Day (144)
4. New Found Glory (98)
5. Motion City Soundtrack (78)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Sunday - Work 8hr shift
Monday - Classes from 7am-10pm; two 1hr breaks
Tuesday - Work 8hr shift
Wednesday - Classes from 7am-10pm; four 30min breaks
Thursday - Work 8hr shift
Friday - Work 8hr shift, class from 7:30pm-10pm
Saturday - Work 8hr shift

This is the life of having 19 units and a part-time job. Add onto that schedule my online class. Insanity.

My friend Madeline is absolutely beautiful

jdperry:

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,  I gazed round the room
and I cherished the sight.   My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,  My
daughter beside me, angelic in rest.  Outside the snow fell, a blanket of
white,  Transforming the yard to a winter delight.

The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,  Completed the magic that
was Christmas Eve.   My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,  Secure
and surrounded by love I would sleep.  In perfect contentment, or so it
would seem,  So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn’t loud, and it wasn’t too near,  But I opened my eyes when
it tickled my ear..   Perhaps just a cough, I didn’t quite know, Then
the  sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.  My soul gave a tremble, I
struggled to hear,  And I crept to the door just to see who was near.

Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,  A lone figure stood,
his face weary and tight.   A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years
old,  Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.  Alone in the dark, he
looked up and smiled,  Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.

“What are you doing?” I asked without fear,  ”Come in this moment, it’s
freezing out here!   Put down your pack, brush the snow from your
sleeve,  You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!”  For barely a moment
I saw his eyes shift,  Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..

To the window that danced with a warm fire’s light  Then he sighed and he
said “Its really all right,   I’m out here by choice. I’m here every
night.”  ”It’s my duty to stand at the front of the line,  That separates you
from the darkest of times.

No one had to ask or beg or implore me,  I’m proud to stand here like my
fathers before me.   My Gramps died at ’ Pearl on a day in December,”  Then
he sighed, “That’s a Christmas ‘Gram always remembers.”  My dad stood his
watch in the jungles of ’ Nam ‘,  And now it is my turn and so, here I am.

I’ve not seen my own son in more than a while,  But my wife sends me
pictures, he’s sure got her smile.   Then he bent and he carefully pulled
from his bag,  The red, white, and blue… an American flag.  I can live
through the cold and the being alone,  Away from my family, my house and my
home.

I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,  I can sleep in a
foxhole with little to eat.   I can carry the weight of killing another,  Or
lay down my life with my sister and brother..  Who stand at the front
against any and all,  To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall…

“  So go back inside,” he said, “harbor no fright,  Your family is waiting
and I’ll be all right.”  ”But isn’t there something I can do, at the
least,  ”Give you money,” I asked, “or prepare you a feast?  It seems all too
little for all that you’ve done,   For being away from your wife and your
son.”

Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,  ”Just tell us you love us,
and never forget.   To fight for our rights back at home while we’re
gone,  To stand your own watch, no matter how long.  For when we come home,
either standing or dead,  To know you remember we fought and we bled.  Is
payment enough, and with that we will trust,   That we mattered to you as
you mattered to us.”   PLEASE, would you do me the kind favor of sending this
to as many   people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some
credit is due to our  U.S service men and women for our being able to
celebrate these  festivities. Let’s try in this small way to pay a tiny bit
of what we owe. Make people   stop and think of our heroes, living and dead,
who sacrificed themselves for us.

LCDR Jeff Giles, SC, USN  30th Naval Construction Regiment  OIC, Logistics
Cell One  Al Taqqadum, Iraq

(Thanks to @sincerelykase for the forward)

God yes. My brother is joining the Marines soon and I just, ugh I love him to death and am so proud of him.

Kari you’ll be recieving a letter soon I just wanted to add a mixtape into it so it’s taking longer!!!

I hate when you finally think you’ve found your notch in the fashion worlds bedpost, then you start to hate your wardrobe and want something new. I am in this situation currently and it’s rather frustrating. Good news is my nails are the perfect peach-orange right now and I’m happy with my infinite shoe collection

Definitely already lived there ahahah.

kellyrox:

reallyyyyyy? you LIKE the snow? omg. let’s trade places from december till march. i will stay in california and you can come live in chicago.

bangbangeva:

UM WTF DID YOU TAKE THIS PICTURE? WHERE IS THIS SNOWY HEAVEN

pocketsfulloftrouble:

West…Coast…Winter?

Snow, you and I have not properly met. I’m Sarah and I love you dearly. Please, never leave me again. Oh what’s that? You might not be there tomorrow? How disappointing. Snow War = Complete with my team being the victors

West…Coast…Winter?

Snow, you and I have not properly met. I’m Sarah and I love you dearly. Please, never leave me again. Oh what’s that? You might not be there tomorrow? How disappointing. Snow War = Complete with my team being the victors

valenciarock:

PENNSYLVANIA HOLIDAY

We posted this song last year around the holidays for free download as our gift to everyone who’s followed our band over the years.  Every year has been better than the last, and it’s all thanks to your support.  Anyways, since the holiday season is upon us, we thought we’d post the song again.  You can stream it here, or at http://www.myspace.com/valencia.

Download it for free here: http://www.zshare.net/download/53175861b0cd7ca1/

Please reblog this, retweet this, download the song and send it to your friends, do whatever you want with it.  It’s our gift to you.  Happy Holidays.

- Valencia

aileen365:

Blake Lively SNL monologue with the Muppets

I almost fell off the couch laughing during this skit.

Oh Bill Hader <3

So much excitement and love for this, I can’t even explain.

lovebug:

Facebook sometimes breaks my heart. Seeing Levi’s name under the suggestions panel is like a hit to the heart. Why couldn’t it have shown him when he was still alive? I want to click, “send friend request,” but I realize no one will be there to accept it.

It tried to convince me to reconnect with and write on the wall of my friend who died recently too :(

…only to step outside for work at 5:30AM to snow and 25 degrees. Is this real California?

It’s oh so warmer now, in the low 30’s, and the snow is melted but hot damn.